I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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