Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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