you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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