I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
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'Nom nom nom nom' goes the whore named Roxy
what does this have to do with vanessa carlton?? =(
LOL IM SO HIGH IM DOING SOMETHING RIDICULOUS LOOK AT ME
Actually, I'm a girl and even though it would be quite socially acceptable for me to like girls, I like dick quite a lot. Good try on that insult though....
You wanna know how I got these scars?
STFU the both of you. Fucking as boring as Al 'the fat fuck' Gore
David Schulberg, I'm a very serious about this propostion sir!! I've alway gone by the statement of home is where you make it, and no I don't like to see homo's naked!! You bring your hunger and enthusiasm, I will bring the pretzels and water!!
Sincerely, Matthew Zimmerman
PS- I did not have sexual relations with that woman!!
Okay Dave, Matt and Jeff....
Your ruining the anonymity of the site!
To: David Schulberg
It most certainly was my friend!!!
Best Regards, Matthew Zimmerman
DUFFMAN CAN'T BREATH, OOoooH-NO!!
BACON IS GOOD FOR ME
COL (*chuckle out loud*), in that case well played Matthew, well played indeed sir!! Great to have found a new friend onboard TFLN.
Cheers, David Schulberg
In that case Roxy my love....
Too late you whore. I saw you talking with another man in one of the other threads. You bitch. You said it was "love"! You lied through your teeth to me! You bitch!
How can one love when the instrument he loves with has been callously broken by some whore called Roxy.
That's cool, but I wouldn't unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Also who is Vanessa Carlton, and how and how can I get to know her?
Thanks, David S.
im highly doubting thst your a girl, and wven if you were, you should know that trolls (me) pretty much post fucking retarted
comments without thinking about them
Making my way down town, walking fast, faces pass, and I'm homebound.
Da da da da da da!!
I just spent 20 minutes trying to figure out what the word uni-ronically meant. Somehow thought it was a simpler version of bionically, like maybe only the $3 Million Dollar Man.
Why must you curse me with this silence Roxy?
I'm that kid that made fun of you when you were growing up. I'm sorry if that made you resort to getting anonymous attention on a website. Sweet life you have.
11:28(1) Why so serious??
FOURTH TO IM ON A FUCKING STREAK
8======b~~~( . ) ( . )
Aw, time will heal your wounds my friend. Until then I shall be waiting here for you.
You said "love" Roxy, does that mean we can still be together?
SIXTH I LIKE MY LIFE ALRIGHT
Hi 11:22 and 11:26, can i get your numbers? I'm a guy who hasnt got some in a fair while. Seriously.
SECOND I LOVE MY LIFE
Oh sweetheart, I am so sorry for my brief absence. I have to grace other threads with my presence. Well tell me more about your self; the old age, sex, location routine, if you will.
11:26 - i will speak no more of it. and i will stop... for now
Do my tears not breach your heart?
It depends how serious you are Matthew! I may not not have the money but I've got the hunger amd enthusiasm. I must say, I did not expect to receive such a proposition when I woke up this morning!
Happily, David Schulberg
We get it, you're high and you like Vanessa Carlton.
Was that done in Heath Ledger's "The Joker" voice? If so, uber cool my friend.
Sincerely, David Schulberg
Please just give me an answer or a sign Roxy.
With "love" also,
I'm talking to you Mr 11:29 of course.
Regards, David S.
okay 1145, I think you live quite a ways away from me but try okcupid or plentyoffish, you'll surely get a date there...
I honestly feel sorry for you that this is what you do with your time all caps boy. I hope you make some friends soon.
Dude I did the same shit, had 1000 miles on replay for 2 hours
11:28 2, 11:22 and 11:26, are the same girl. And what's your area code?
:-p Tasty... you must eat a lot of fruit.
*and* not *amd* - in my excitement my fingers gently brushed over the wrong key!!!
Cheerfully, David S.
Okay, I am a girl. And what you do is effing annoying. Please stop!
I'm a proud virtual whore!
Roxy, my number is 61 465 388 912, please give me a call sometime as I haven't had a date, let alone a lay in a very long time. Seriously (not said in Heath Ledger's "The Joker" voice).
Accidentally a whole Vanessa Carlton?
That is me jizzing all over you tittays Roxy!!!
Does not your soul recognise my pain? Can you not hear my heart breaking?
11:45 Is jealous of my Heath Ledger impersonation!
OHHHHHHHH YESSSSSSS! That was effing amazing. More please.
11:25 Shhh don't let them on to us!!
In yo face Roxy!!!! Dere is jizz in yo FACE!!!!!!!!
FIRST - FIFTH HAVE HUGE DICKS
what the fuck fuckk hdkjhfl i love youljk
FIRST OH YES FUCK ASS
This is monumental occasion for us Mr. Schulberg!! We are the men that can see in a land of blind people, I think we should jointly sue TFLN and take over it's marketshare, what say you my friend??
Regards, Matthew Zimmerman
Ill be wherever you live Roxy...
How do you like dem apples?