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  • 64 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 11:32am

    LOL IM SO HIGH IM DOING SOMETHING RIDICULOUS LOOK AT ME

  • 62 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:41pm

    'Nom nom nom nom' goes the whore named Roxy

  • 58 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:46pm

    STFU the both of you. Fucking as boring as Al 'the fat fuck' Gore

  • 54 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:28pm

    David Schulberg, I'm a very serious about this propostion sir!! I've alway gone by the statement of home is where you make it, and no I don't like to see homo's naked!! You bring your hunger and enthusiasm, I will bring the pretzels and water!! Sincerely, Matthew Zimmerman PS- I did not have sexual relations with that woman!!

  • 60 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 5:33pm

    You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker

  • 50 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 5:35pm

    what does this have to do with vanessa carlton?? =(

  • 54 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 11:37am

    To: David Schulberg It most certainly was my friend!!! Best Regards, Matthew Zimmerman

  • 59 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 11:22am

    Actually, I'm a girl and even though it would be quite socially acceptable for me to like girls, I like dick quite a lot. Good try on that insult though....

  • 48 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:22pm

    Too late you whore. I saw you talking with another man in one of the other threads. You bitch. You said it was "love"! You lied through your teeth to me! You bitch! How can one love when the instrument he loves with has been callously broken by some whore called Roxy. Fuck you, 11:45

  • 50 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 11:43am

    Okay Dave, Matt and Jeff.... Your ruining the anonymity of the site! Love, Roxy

  • 49 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 11:39am

    COL (*chuckle out loud*), in that case well played Matthew, well played indeed sir!! Great to have found a new friend onboard TFLN. Cheers, David Schulberg

  • 54 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 11:35am

    Also who is Vanessa Carlton, and how and how can I get to know her? Thanks, David S.

  • 49 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 11:54am

    DUFFMAN CAN'T BREATH, OOoooH-NO!!

  • 53 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 11:46am

    BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

  • 47 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 11:29am

    11:28(1) Why so serious??

  • 43 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 11:34am

    I'm talking to you Mr 11:29 of course. Regards, David S.

  • 48 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 11:26am

    Making my way down town, walking fast, faces pass, and I'm homebound. Da da da da da da!!

  • 41 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 11:28am

    Hi 11:22 and 11:26, can i get your numbers? I'm a guy who hasnt got some in a fair while. Seriously.

  • 47 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 11:12am

    SECOND I LOVE MY LIFE

  • 46 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 1:19pm

    I just spent 20 minutes trying to figure out what the word uni-ronically meant. Somehow thought it was a simpler version of bionically, like maybe only the $3 Million Dollar Man.

  • 50 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:27pm

    8======b~~~( . ) ( . )

  • 47 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 11:16am

    SIXTH I LIKE MY LIFE ALRIGHT

  • 49 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:26pm

    In that case Roxy my love....

  • 42 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 11:59am

    It depends how serious you are Matthew! I may not not have the money but I've got the hunger amd enthusiasm. I must say, I did not expect to receive such a proposition when I woke up this morning! Happily, David Schulberg

  • 44 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 11:26am

    Okay, I am a girl. And what you do is effing annoying. Please stop!

  • 46 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:12pm

    Oh sweetheart, I am so sorry for my brief absence. I have to grace other threads with my presence. Well tell me more about your self; the old age, sex, location routine, if you will.

  • 46 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:07pm

    Why must you curse me with this silence Roxy?

  • 42 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 11:35am

    I'm that kid that made fun of you when you were growing up. I'm sorry if that made you resort to getting anonymous attention on a website. Sweet life you have.

  • 43 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 1:22pm

    That's cool, but I wouldn't unironically like Vanessa Carlton.

  • 38 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 11:12am

    FOURTH TO IM ON A FUCKING STREAK

  • 42 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:03pm

    You said "love" Roxy, does that mean we can still be together?

  • 45 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 11:31am

    I honestly feel sorry for you that this is what you do with your time all caps boy. I hope you make some friends soon.

  • 44 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:24pm

    Aw, time will heal your wounds my friend. Until then I shall be waiting here for you. Still. Love, Roxy

  • 35 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:09pm

    Do my tears not breach your heart?

  • 42 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:45pm

    I'm a proud virtual whore! Love, Roxy

  • 45 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:39pm

    :-p Tasty... you must eat a lot of fruit. Love, Roxy

  • 38 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:05pm

    Please just give me an answer or a sign Roxy. With "love" also, 11:45

  • 44 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 11:35am

    We get it, you're high and you like Vanessa Carlton. -B453

  • 37 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 11:32am

    11:28 2, 11:22 and 11:26, are the same girl. And what's your area code?

  • 47 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 11:28am

    11:26 - i will speak no more of it. and i will stop... for now

  • 47 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 11:25am

    im highly doubting thst your a girl, and wven if you were, you should know that trolls (me) pretty much post fucking retarted comments without thinking about them

  • 38 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 11:52am

    okay 1145, I think you live quite a ways away from me but try okcupid or plentyoffish, you'll surely get a date there... Love, Roxy

  • 40 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 1:26am

    Dude I did the same shit, had 1000 miles on replay for 2 hours

  • 40 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:09pm

    Does not your soul recognise my pain? Can you not hear my heart breaking?

  • 41 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:27pm

    That is me jizzing all over you tittays Roxy!!!

  • 40 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 3:04am

    Accidentally a whole Vanessa Carlton?

  • 37 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 11:45am

    Roxy, my number is 61 465 388 912, please give me a call sometime as I haven't had a date, let alone a lay in a very long time. Seriously (not said in Heath Ledger's "The Joker" voice).

  • 36 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 11:26am

    11:25 Shhh don't let them on to us!!

  • 40 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 11:33am

    Was that done in Heath Ledger's "The Joker" voice? If so, uber cool my friend. Sincerely, David Schulberg

  • 38 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 11:16am

    FIRST - FIFTH HAVE HUGE DICKS

  • 40 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 11:48am

    11:45 Is jealous of my Heath Ledger impersonation! ~Matthew Zimmerman

  • 35 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:30pm

    OHHHHHHHH YESSSSSSS! That was effing amazing. More please. Love, Roxy

  • 37 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 11:11am

    FIRST OH YES FUCK ASS

  • 38 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:11am

    what the fuck fuckk hdkjhfl i love youljk

  • 29 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:36pm

    In yo face Roxy!!!! Dere is jizz in yo FACE!!!!!!!!

  • 32 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:05pm

    Ill be wherever you live Roxy...

  • 34 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:00pm

    *and* not *amd* - in my excitement my fingers gently brushed over the wrong key!!! Cheerfully, David S.

  • 28 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 11:47am

    This is monumental occasion for us Mr. Schulberg!! We are the men that can see in a land of blind people, I think we should jointly sue TFLN and take over it's marketshare, what say you my friend?? Regards, Matthew Zimmerman

  • 25 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:28pm

    How do you like dem apples? "Love" 11:45