he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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