Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
wanna go halves on a baby?
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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