if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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