I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
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Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
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Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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