Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
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He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
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You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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