with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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