the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
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He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
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Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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