I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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