Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
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What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
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I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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