Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Randomize
