Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I'm like, not good at living.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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