i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
It was confusing and full of hummus
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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