So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
I am spending my child support on dildos
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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