Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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