This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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