Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
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