I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
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lol enjoy your child support and multiple stds
Child support is an std
I'm your 3rd cousin. Can I have $10,000?
Set aside half to defend against paternity suits
Hit the $3 one I see !!!
The avg child support is 17% of your salary, before taxes. Have fun with that.
my bullshit meter is going nuts son
Even $$$ can't take away HIV homey!
After you cash in can I borrow your ticket for the weekend?
Hahaha have you ever heard of the lottery winners curse? You're fucked....
Lies, last time I checked magic Johnson was still mobbing about
Magic is still mobbing around....with HIV!