so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
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