the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
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we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
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You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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