Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
love makes seman taste better
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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