can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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