Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
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is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
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I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
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