but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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