did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
