It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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