Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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