Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
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