UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
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It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
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We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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