would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
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