If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
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10 seconds is probably the longest he's ever lasted anyways.
spit is NOT the same as lube, might as well not even use anything then.
everyone is jumping to the conclusion that this is a female - it could be a guy . . .just sayin'
10:28, you're a true poet.
drunk sex ftw, dry anal(?) ftl.
drunk or not, spitting on somone's asshole is degrading and humililating... lube ftw
spit works as lube for all of 10 seconds, making it a terrible lube.
10:58: So are tears.
I gathered. And yeah, gotta be considerate. Bitches love that
it could have been worse she could have shit the bed
Just make sure she's sopping wet round the front and grease up your dick in there first. It's not rocket science people
Butt talks, Says"Ooops, let's poops!!!!"
11.26 Get a sense of humour you paragon of beigeness
Your drunk ass talks?
What about your sober ass? Does it lack in the speech category?
I like how the whole text is prefaced by "if there ever is a next time..."
what the hell 11:08?
10:59...i like the way you think.
actually 12:50, spit is a good lube. its not the same as lube, but it works pretty well when you don't have lube.
11:08 has some issues, or been in prison too long
Eat her out so much it drips down her asscrack and use that for lube. She deserves it, she is giving you anal after all.
609 spells Jersey shoree
11.11 ha, you should expect this shit from Anonymous
Turns out, vegetable oil makes TERRIBLE lube . . .
7:54 what a genius!!! haha
Are you people stupid? Just stick it in her vagina for a minute or so, then pull out and go ass. That is plenty of lube.
11.04 In that case just use blood as a lubricant
spit is a lubricant 10:48
boy, sounds like she really wanted anal badly last night. and yes, there should be a next time
Use your bodys natural lube, it travels down there and works a charm.
Stop being a bitch and take it like a. It's obviously not the first time Youve ever done it