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  • 68 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:50pm

    spit is NOT the same as lube, might as well not even use anything then.

  • 66 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:04am

    everyone is jumping to the conclusion that this is a female - it could be a guy . . .just sayin'

  • 61 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 11:34am

    Your drunk ass talks? What about your sober ass? Does it lack in the speech category?

  • 54 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:35am

    10:28, you're a true poet.

  • 54 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 4:43pm

    spit works as lube for all of 10 seconds, making it a terrible lube.

  • 58 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:20am

    drunk sex ftw, dry anal(?) ftl.

  • 56 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 2:03pm

    diiiiiirrrrrrrrrrtttttttttttyyyyyyyyyy jerzeeee

  • 52 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:48am

    drunk or not, spitting on somone's asshole is degrading and humililating... lube ftw

  • 60 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:40pm

    12.24/12.35 I gathered. And yeah, gotta be considerate. Bitches love that

  • 59 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:11am

    what the hell 11:08?

  • 57 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 2:29am

    Butt talks, Says"Ooops, let's poops!!!!"

  • 56 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 6:05pm

    10 seconds is probably the longest he's ever lasted anyways.

  • 54 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:34pm

    10:58: So are tears.

  • 53 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:28am

    Just make sure she's sopping wet round the front and grease up your dick in there first. It's not rocket science people

  • 47 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:26am

    11:08 has some issues, or been in prison too long

  • 51 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:18am

    11.11 ha, you should expect this shit from Anonymous

  • 49 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:59am

    Eat her out so much it drips down her asscrack and use that for lube. She deserves it, she is giving you anal after all.

  • 53 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:51am

    609 spells Jersey shoree

  • 52 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:29am

    11.26 Get a sense of humour you paragon of beigeness

  • 50 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:06am

    7:54 what a genius!!! haha

  • 49 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:48am

    I like how the whole text is prefaced by "if there ever is a next time..."

  • 48 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:48pm

    actually 12:50, spit is a good lube. its not the same as lube, but it works pretty well when you don't have lube.

  • 49 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:01pm

    Turns out, vegetable oil makes TERRIBLE lube . . .

  • 46 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:08am

    11.04 In that case just use blood as a lubricant

  • 31 34
    Submitted by yewinnhard on Feb 25, 12 at 5:10pm

    Use your bodys natural lube, it travels down there and works a charm.

  • 45 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:24pm

    10:59...i like the way you think.

  • 38 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 8:57am

    Stop being a bitch and take it like a. It's obviously not the first time Youve ever done it

  • 47 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 7:54pm

    Are you people stupid? Just stick it in her vagina for a minute or so, then pull out and go ass. That is plenty of lube.

  • 41 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:58am

    spit is a lubricant 10:48 boy, sounds like she really wanted anal badly last night. and yes, there should be a next time

  • 43 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:08pm

    it could have been worse she could have shit the bed