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  • spit is NOT the same as lube, might as well not even use anything then.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:50pm
  • drunk sex ftw, dry anal(?) ftl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:20am
  • 10 seconds is probably the longest he's ever lasted anyways.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 6:05pm
  • everyone is jumping to the conclusion that this is a female - it could be a guy . . .just sayin'

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:04am
  • 10:58: So are tears.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:34pm
  • 10:28, you're a true poet.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:35am
  • spit works as lube for all of 10 seconds, making it a terrible lube.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 4:43pm
  • drunk or not, spitting on somone's asshole is degrading and humililating... lube ftw

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:48am
  • I like how the whole text is prefaced by "if there ever is a next time..."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:48am
  • diiiiiirrrrrrrrrrtttttttttttyyyyyyyyyy jerzeeee

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 2:03pm
  • 12.24/12.35 I gathered. And yeah, gotta be considerate. Bitches love that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:40pm
  • it could have been worse she could have shit the bed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:08pm
  • Just make sure she's sopping wet round the front and grease up your dick in there first. It's not rocket science people

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:28am
  • 11.26 Get a sense of humour you paragon of beigeness

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:29am
  • Butt talks, Says"Ooops, let's poops!!!!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 2:29am
  • Your drunk ass talks? What about your sober ass? Does it lack in the speech category?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 11:34am
  • 10:59...i like the way you think.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:24pm
  • what the hell 11:08?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:11am
  • Eat her out so much it drips down her asscrack and use that for lube. She deserves it, she is giving you anal after all.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:59am
  • 609 spells Jersey shoree

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:51am
  • actually 12:50, spit is a good lube. its not the same as lube, but it works pretty well when you don't have lube.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:48pm
  • 11:08 has some issues, or been in prison too long

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:26am
  • Turns out, vegetable oil makes TERRIBLE lube . . .

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:01pm
  • 11.11 ha, you should expect this shit from Anonymous

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:18am
  • 11.04 In that case just use blood as a lubricant

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:08am
  • 7:54 what a genius!!! haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:06am
  • Are you people stupid? Just stick it in her vagina for a minute or so, then pull out and go ass. That is plenty of lube.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 7:54pm
  • spit is a lubricant 10:48 boy, sounds like she really wanted anal badly last night. and yes, there should be a next time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:58am
  • Use your bodys natural lube, it travels down there and works a charm.

    Submitted by yewinnhard on Feb 25, 12 at 5:10pm
  • Stop being a bitch and take it like a. It's obviously not the first time Youve ever done it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 8:57am
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