He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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