At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
