we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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