Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
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using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
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Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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