Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
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a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
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dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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