Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
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You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
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But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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