super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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