with your own penis?
hell yes lets make some ravioli
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
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I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
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Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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