remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
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whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
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I can't turn off my feet"
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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