ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
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