worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
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The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
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He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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