I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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