he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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