My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
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sounds like that free taco bell combo came back to get you...
Somebody took a hard dick thumpin on their back door!
Way to get drunk & casually use it at the dinner table. Win.
Stop sending me texts Eli Manning.
Whiskerbiscuit sounds like a butt hurt pats fans\n\nGo Giants!
fuck you... eli manning looks like he has down syndrome...
that's because he has downsyndrom...he's like a lil football version of masterblaster
AKA Pink sock. Urban dictionary it folks.
Gave birth to a butt baby?
And he still won the super bowl. Brady is the toolbag who can't hit open receivers anymore. He's done