There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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