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  • 1:06 ahahahahahahaha amen!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 5:32pm
  • Hahahaha funny shit :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 9:22pm
  • this right here is why i hate nigs. they breed like rats

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 2:08pm
  • Even your phone knows your a man whore!

    Submitted by bee222 on Mar 30, 11 at 12:36am
  • i have a blackberry pearl and i could see dtf easily being mistaken std considering d is on the same button as f and s is on the button directly to its left.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 11:14pm
  • 2:37, Have you broken it yet? Break it and see what they do. And it's more of a problem with iPhones than with Mac Books.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 4:09pm
  • 2.08 wtf is the need u racist prick get a life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 2:56pm
  • This is one of the better posts in a while, props.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 6:33pm
  • Ya mine changes fuck to duck, shit to shot and some more that are annoying. But I love my phone

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 3:52am
  • no, you're second and therefore suck at life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 8:44am
  • Yes its a bad omen. Start using protection and not fucking every girl you see, ya whore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 12:46pm
  • yes, yes it is. time to get tested!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 8:42am
  • Hahha someone once asked me if I was Dtf before I saw the movie, when I asked someone, thy said I should reply yes. Guess I'm a slut!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 5:30pm
  • no it's not a bad omen, you just hit the wrong key.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 1:25am
  • doctor vist time? i think so....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 6:35pm
  • LMAO on my phone it was smirnoff to poison .........ZAWK

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 8:58pm
  • Uggghhh this would be from Sarasota

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 2:21pm
  • 2:43 diaf, then call one of the numbers posted here to get laid, look into weed and xanax, and try not to be a 4 popped collar doucher?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 10:29am
  • 2:37, it's hard to break something if it can't do anything.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 6:19pm
  • your phone is fucked if it thinks S and D are interchangeable.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 5:19pm
  • hahah lovin' Sarasota :) Oh and an Iphone can correct it like that so, not fake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 11:15am
  • hahah same shit happened to me! it also auto-corrects fuck to duck... let me tell you that shit is annoying. iphones are terrrrible

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 4:46pm
  • My iPhone corrected hard to STD one day. I laughed my ass off.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 8:04pm
  • Just check what dtf turns into on my iPhone. It is for sure STD.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 3:54am
  • hahah you probably did it yourself one night as a warning

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 12:47pm
  • 208 you racist motherfucker. what does race have to do with anything?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 3:17pm
  • my iphone does the same thing.. maybe not a bad omen.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 10:35am
  • good night on the dtf, bad night if she has an std

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 2:54pm
  • ROFLOL HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 9:51pm
  • Yes its a bad omen. Start using protection and not fucking every girl you see, ya whore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 11:37am
  • Yes its a bad omen. Start using protection and not fucking every girl you see, ya whore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 11:35am
  • dtf is 383, std is 783.... i think you just typed it wrong

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 10:36am
  • i know who this was about.. bahaha whore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 6:24pm
  • yeahhhhh 941. mad STD's yo.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 10:46pm
  • mine does that too :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 11:52am
  • Knowing the Bradenton Area Yeah it is lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 10:48am
  • Sarasota, always keeping it classy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 11:49pm
  • Yes...you're probably safe as long as you wrapped it. If not, then go get tested. Trust me...I'm a doctor. ;-)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 8:16am
  • 2:14... i broke my iphone and they replaced it for me. Its called a warranty, thank you very much .

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 8:49pm
  • 11:01 is just pissed they still have a regular phone that has to use T9. Get caught up with the rest of the world, thx.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 1:06pm
  • fake T9 only autocorrects words with the same letters pressed. no one pressed the S key, therefore it would not choose STD for DTS.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 11:01am
  • fake....the s on a phone is not on the same button as d....therefore fake....even if its a qwerty phone.....it still wouldnt correct it like that....... FAKE

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 2:43am
  • Yes its a bad omen. Start using protection and not fucking every girl you see, ya whore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 11:38am
  • hahahah this is so funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 10:19am
  • 2:14 ive had macbook for almost 2 yrs and havent ever had one problem with it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 2:37pm
  • 1:29: are shit and an unneeded waste of money. Plus, if you break it, you have to buy a brand new one at full price. They aren't able to replace parts in an iPhone because they can't get them open. Further proof that Apple and Mac products are all about style and not about technology/quality.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 2:14pm
  • Ned is this you? or someone else with an iphone?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 10:18am
  • Well it certainly isn't a good omen...so don't be a fool wrap your tool

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 9:25am
  • people are such morons, an iPhone could make that mistake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 2:22pm
  • first omg i'm so cool

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 8:42am
  • haha i dont understand why there are so many haters. this is just hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 12:52pm
  • worst thing ive read.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 11:53pm