Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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