i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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