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  • for fucks sake people calm down. he didnt say the case was open. lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 7:38am
  • Really stupid...ppl like u make me sick!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 6:58am
  • ya know what else kills people every day, speeding... but i'll bet most of you do that on a daily basis. drinking and driving isn't the only thing that kills people. Get off your high horses and stop being so fucking ignorant and hypocritical. people make me sick. and on a side note, the DUI papers would suggest you are not indeed "living the high life" as your economy priced beer would suggest lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 11:45am
  • mmm, there's nothing like central Illinois to cause all your drinking problems...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 12:18pm
  • Ugh, get off the road

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 2:24am
  • DUI's aren't funny. Lost a friend to that retarded shit. Hope you get another.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 10:50am
  • Dude, seriously not funny. After you kill someone, I guess maybe you'll start to grasp that. Fuckwit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 3:34am
  • People who get DUIs are selfish pricks, end of story. I'd love to kick your ass for being so clueless and self-absorbed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 11:03am
  • lololol you're a fucktard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 2:11am
  • As long as none of those little fuckers gets a plate number, it's all good!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 6:22pm
  • well he has DUI papers to begin with, so i would not put that he might be drinking out of the question

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 5:59am
  • The "lol" at the end is a nice touch. Not only do you sound like a raging alcoholic, but also a twelve year old girl. Good job, homes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 2:58pm
  • next text will be, "oh shit I just ran over a group of school kids! now my car has blood all over it and its hard to clean! FML"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 6:06pm
  • 11:42's grasp of logic is pretty weak. Just because he's driving, it doesn't mean his license wasn't suspended. In California your license is automatically suspended, but people --gasp-- still drive their cars.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 12:34pm
  • The problem is that you drink Miller Lite.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 4:51am
  • The only problem I see here is he's drinking the Miller Lite. Oh yeah and how many of you assholes drive while texting and talking on the phone. Hmmm alot like drunk driving. Not paying any fucking attention. Halfwits.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 2:26am
  • it's funny because it's true.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 3:22am
  • 8 41 get a life you fuckin loser

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 1:51am
  • Uh, DUI's aren't funny. wow.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 10:13am
  • June 21 12:21 needs to shut the hell up and take whatevers in his ass out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 2:28am
  • Wow, people aren't liking this too much. Well I thought it was funny. :P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 9:16am
  • That's great...I'd marry you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 8:28am
  • im calling FAKE on this one. i dont know what, but it seems unrealistic

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:58pm
  • yeah, it's like flashing your restricted license to get into a bar.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 4:05pm
  • if you don't see the funny in this get the f off this web site, because you don't get it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 11:34am
  • miller lite? you're obviously only pretending to have a problem so people will think you're hardcore and not boring

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 3:28am
  • get help...dont drink n drive...dont be stallworth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 2:23am
  • i think the problem is that he's got beer on top of DUI papers he's not saying he's gonna drive drunk

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 5:31am
  • what also screams that are burn marks under spoons in your kitchen

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 2:21am
  • Who are you people? Laugh at the funny text or gtfo the site and go watch oprah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 4:53pm
  • i, for one, got a dui while trying to sleep off my drunkness in a car, keys in the ignition, b/c it was cold. and yes, when i got out of jail, went straight to the liquor store. not every dui caseis cut and dry............and if you're on this site, i'm sure, like stated above, that you've driven......after your drink

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 1:47am
  • gotta love central Illinois that could seriously be one of my friends texts

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 6:37pm
  • you have problems beyond the DUI papers if your area code is 309

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 8:39am
  • 11:42AM-okay fuckface-go to fucking hell

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 12:53pm
  • HAHAHAH I LOVE YOU. <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 8:15pm
  • hope you enjoy jail. seems like thats where you're heading. moron.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 8:58am
  • dumbass. i can't believe there a people out there who actually think this is funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 2:41am
  • if that didnt make sense, the average DUI recipient will drive 2000 times while intoxicated before their first DUI

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 9:33pm
  • He got drunk & then drove, so he wound up with a DUI. Drunk drivers kill people every day - two that I've known personally. Sure he's not driving drunk at the moment, but he's still the kind of person who thinks that driving drunk is okay. In fact, he thinks it's okay enough to joke about. E & K - I miss you guys.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 8:41am
  • The real problemis drinking Miller Lite - ewwww

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 5:08am
  • oh 5:47... you're sad. i hope you swerve off a cliff. DUI's can be funny... but don't do it just to spite the world. you would be pissed if you killed someone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 8:17pm
  • i found this posting quite humerous

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 6:09pm
  • not funny. fucking stupid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 2:36am
  • 309 sucks, only an idiot would be proud to have a DUI and be proud about miller lite! Sick!

    Submitted by nee on May 22, 10 at 1:12pm
  • haha i find this pretty funny as well...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 9:09am
  • 1033, that's disgusting. i hope a drunk driver kills you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 9:48pm
  • hahahaahah this shits funny ...you people who have the sob stories, im sorry for you, but here's a fact for your ass...on average, a person gets their first DUI after having driven drunk, on average, for....wait for it, wait for it....2000 times! thats a fact children, and if theres anyone who drinks and hasnt driven home after a couple, then youre a liar, liar liar, your pants are on FIRE

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 9:31pm
  • Hey DUI cumbuckets...I hope to see you bleeding beside the road one night so I can piss on your face as the last thing you ever see...happy night fuckwads. Stay the fuck home if you're fucked up, that's all. Got enough brains for that?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 12:21am
  • just because this person has miller lite in their car doesnt mean their gonna drink it on the road. i have a dwi and i had beer in my car afterwards...doesnt mean i drank and drove. sheesh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 2:06am
  • wow.. i would agreeeeee this is everyone in the 309.. everyone has driven after drinking. get over it! this is not a website to remember victims or tell people how dumb they are. if you dont like it. then dont read it. k thanks byeeee :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 4:42pm
  • just representin the 3-0-9. i'm proud.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 5:37pm
  • I heart you 309.. I heart you. this reminds me of home..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 5:33am
  • In many states your license isn't immediately suspended. Suspension doesn't happen until your court date. His "DUI papers" were probably his summons to court sometime in the next few weeks, after which he probably won't have a license at all for a year.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 1:55pm
  • lol! I seriously hope a drunk driver kills someone you love.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 10:33pm