nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
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for fucks sake people calm down. he didnt say the case was open. lol
Really stupid...ppl like u make me sick!
DUI's aren't funny. Lost a friend to that retarded shit. Hope you get another.
The "lol" at the end is a nice touch. Not only do you sound like a raging alcoholic, but also a twelve year old girl. Good job, homes.
ya know what else kills people every day, speeding... but i'll bet most of you do that on a daily basis. drinking and driving isn't the only thing that kills people. Get off your high horses and stop being so fucking ignorant and hypocritical.
people make me sick.
and on a side note, the DUI papers would suggest you are not indeed "living the high life" as your economy priced beer would suggest
Ugh, get off the road
As long as none of those little fuckers gets a plate number, it's all good!
Dude, seriously not funny. After you kill someone, I guess maybe you'll start to grasp that.
mmm, there's nothing like central Illinois to cause all your drinking problems...
well he has DUI papers to begin with, so i would not put that he might be drinking out of the question
lololol you're a fucktard.
People who get DUIs are selfish pricks, end of story. I'd love to kick your ass for being so clueless and self-absorbed.
11:42's grasp of logic is pretty weak. Just because he's driving, it doesn't mean his license wasn't suspended. In California your license is automatically suspended, but people --gasp-- still drive their cars.
next text will be, "oh shit I just ran over a group of school kids! now my car has blood all over it and its hard to clean! FML"
That's great...I'd marry you.
it's funny because it's true.
The problem is that you drink Miller Lite.
The only problem I see here is he's drinking the Miller Lite. Oh yeah and how many of you assholes drive while texting and talking on the phone. Hmmm alot like drunk driving. Not paying any fucking attention. Halfwits.
Uh, DUI's aren't funny. wow.
im calling FAKE on this one. i dont know what, but it seems unrealistic
June 21 12:21 needs to shut the hell up and take whatevers in his ass out.
8 41 get a life you fuckin loser
yeah, it's like flashing your restricted license to get into a bar.
i think the problem is that he's got beer on top of DUI papers
he's not saying he's gonna drive drunk
you're obviously only pretending to have a problem so people will think you're hardcore and not boring
if you don't see the funny in this get the f off this web site, because you don't get it
i, for one, got a dui while trying to sleep off my drunkness in a car, keys in the ignition, b/c it was cold. and yes, when i got out of jail, went straight to the liquor store. not every dui caseis cut and dry............and if you're on this site, i'm sure, like stated above, that you've driven......after your drink
Who are you people? Laugh at the funny text or gtfo the site and go watch oprah
what also screams that are burn marks under spoons in your kitchen
Wow, people aren't liking this too much.
Well I thought it was funny. :P
gotta love central Illinois that could seriously be one of my friends texts
get help...dont drink n drive...dont be stallworth
11:42AM-okay fuckface-go to fucking hell
HAHAHAH I LOVE YOU. <3
you have problems beyond the DUI papers if your area code is 309
dumbass. i can't believe there a people out there who actually think this is funny
if that didnt make sense, the average DUI recipient will drive 2000 times while intoxicated before their first DUI
hope you enjoy jail. seems like thats where you're heading. moron.
He got drunk & then drove, so he wound up with a DUI. Drunk drivers kill people every day - two that I've known personally. Sure he's not driving drunk at the moment, but he's still the kind of person who thinks that driving drunk is okay. In fact, he thinks it's okay enough to joke about. E & K - I miss you guys.
The real problemis drinking Miller Lite - ewwww
not funny. fucking stupid.
oh 5:47... you're sad. i hope you swerve off a cliff. DUI's can be funny... but don't do it just to spite the world. you would be pissed if you killed someone.
309 sucks, only an idiot would be proud to have a DUI and be proud about miller lite! Sick!
1033, that's disgusting. i hope a drunk driver kills you
Hey DUI cumbuckets...I hope to see you bleeding beside the road one night so I can piss on your face as the last thing you ever see...happy night fuckwads. Stay the fuck home if you're fucked up, that's all. Got enough brains for that?
haha i find this pretty funny as well...
i found this posting quite humerous
just representin the 3-0-9. i'm proud.
just because this person has miller lite in their car doesnt mean their gonna drink it on the road. i have a dwi and i had beer in my car afterwards...doesnt mean i drank and drove. sheesh.
hahahaahah this shits funny ...you people who have the sob stories, im sorry for you, but here's a fact for your ass...on average, a person gets their first DUI after having driven drunk, on average, for....wait for it, wait for it....2000 times! thats a fact children, and if theres anyone who drinks and hasnt driven home after a couple, then youre a liar, liar liar, your pants are on FIRE
wow.. i would agreeeeee this is everyone in the 309..
everyone has driven after drinking. get over it! this is not a website to remember victims or tell people how dumb they are. if you dont like it. then dont read it. k thanks byeeee :)
I heart you 309.. I heart you. this reminds me of home..
In many states your license isn't immediately suspended. Suspension doesn't happen until your court date. His "DUI papers" were probably his summons to court sometime in the next few weeks, after which he probably won't have a license at all for a year.
I seriously hope a drunk driver kills someone you love.