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  • 57 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 7:38am

    for fucks sake people calm down. he didnt say the case was open. lol

  • 58 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 11:45am

    ya know what else kills people every day, speeding... but i'll bet most of you do that on a daily basis. drinking and driving isn't the only thing that kills people. Get off your high horses and stop being so fucking ignorant and hypocritical. people make me sick. and on a side note, the DUI papers would suggest you are not indeed "living the high life" as your economy priced beer would suggest lol

  • 50 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 11:03am

    People who get DUIs are selfish pricks, end of story. I'd love to kick your ass for being so clueless and self-absorbed.

  • 46 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 10:50am

    DUI's aren't funny. Lost a friend to that retarded shit. Hope you get another.

  • 42 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 6:06pm

    next text will be, "oh shit I just ran over a group of school kids! now my car has blood all over it and its hard to clean! FML"

  • 43 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 3:34am

    Dude, seriously not funny. After you kill someone, I guess maybe you'll start to grasp that. Fuckwit.

  • 41 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 2:58pm

    The "lol" at the end is a nice touch. Not only do you sound like a raging alcoholic, but also a twelve year old girl. Good job, homes.

  • 44 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 6:58am

    Really stupid...ppl like u make me sick!

  • 47 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 2:24am

    Ugh, get off the road

  • 41 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 2:11am

    lololol you're a fucktard.

  • 44 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 12:18pm

    mmm, there's nothing like central Illinois to cause all your drinking problems...

  • 45 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 9:16am

    Wow, people aren't liking this too much. Well I thought it was funny. :P

  • 38 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 5:59am

    well he has DUI papers to begin with, so i would not put that he might be drinking out of the question

  • 44 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 4:51am

    The problem is that you drink Miller Lite.

  • 38 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 12:34pm

    11:42's grasp of logic is pretty weak. Just because he's driving, it doesn't mean his license wasn't suspended. In California your license is automatically suspended, but people --gasp-- still drive their cars.

  • 31 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 1:51am

    8 41 get a life you fuckin loser

  • 36 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 5:31am

    i think the problem is that he's got beer on top of DUI papers he's not saying he's gonna drive drunk

  • 36 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 8:39am

    you have problems beyond the DUI papers if your area code is 309

  • 33 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 2:21am

    what also screams that are burn marks under spoons in your kitchen

  • 34 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 11:34am

    if you don't see the funny in this get the f off this web site, because you don't get it

  • 39 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 8:28am

    That's great...I'd marry you.

  • 34 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 2:26am

    The only problem I see here is he's drinking the Miller Lite. Oh yeah and how many of you assholes drive while texting and talking on the phone. Hmmm alot like drunk driving. Not paying any fucking attention. Halfwits.

  • 33 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 1:47am

    i, for one, got a dui while trying to sleep off my drunkness in a car, keys in the ignition, b/c it was cold. and yes, when i got out of jail, went straight to the liquor store. not every dui caseis cut and dry............and if you're on this site, i'm sure, like stated above, that you've driven......after your drink

  • 30 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 6:37pm

    gotta love central Illinois that could seriously be one of my friends texts

  • 29 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 4:05pm

    yeah, it's like flashing your restricted license to get into a bar.

  • 35 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 3:28am

    miller lite? you're obviously only pretending to have a problem so people will think you're hardcore and not boring

  • 32 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 2:23am

    get help...dont drink n drive...dont be stallworth

  • 38 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:58pm

    im calling FAKE on this one. i dont know what, but it seems unrealistic

  • 33 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 8:17pm

    oh 5:47... you're sad. i hope you swerve off a cliff. DUI's can be funny... but don't do it just to spite the world. you would be pissed if you killed someone.

  • 37 58
    Submitted by nee on May 22, 10 at 1:12pm

    309 sucks, only an idiot would be proud to have a DUI and be proud about miller lite! Sick!

  • 27 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 10:13am

    Uh, DUI's aren't funny. wow.

  • 31 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 8:58am

    hope you enjoy jail. seems like thats where you're heading. moron.

  • 32 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 6:09pm

    i found this posting quite humerous

  • 33 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 8:15pm

    HAHAHAH I LOVE YOU. <3

  • 34 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 4:53pm

    Who are you people? Laugh at the funny text or gtfo the site and go watch oprah

  • 25 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 2:28am

    June 21 12:21 needs to shut the hell up and take whatevers in his ass out.

  • 32 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 12:53pm

    11:42AM-okay fuckface-go to fucking hell

  • 34 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 6:22pm

    As long as none of those little fuckers gets a plate number, it's all good!

  • 27 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 3:22am

    it's funny because it's true.

  • 23 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 5:08am

    The real problemis drinking Miller Lite - ewwww

  • 26 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 9:48pm

    1033, that's disgusting. i hope a drunk driver kills you

  • 27 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 2:36am

    not funny. fucking stupid.

  • 32 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 8:41am

    He got drunk & then drove, so he wound up with a DUI. Drunk drivers kill people every day - two that I've known personally. Sure he's not driving drunk at the moment, but he's still the kind of person who thinks that driving drunk is okay. In fact, he thinks it's okay enough to joke about. E & K - I miss you guys.

  • 28 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 2:41am

    dumbass. i can't believe there a people out there who actually think this is funny

  • 33 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 4:42pm

    wow.. i would agreeeeee this is everyone in the 309.. everyone has driven after drinking. get over it! this is not a website to remember victims or tell people how dumb they are. if you dont like it. then dont read it. k thanks byeeee :)

  • 27 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 5:37pm

    just representin the 3-0-9. i'm proud.

  • 31 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 9:09am

    haha i find this pretty funny as well...

  • 27 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 9:31pm

    hahahaahah this shits funny ...you people who have the sob stories, im sorry for you, but here's a fact for your ass...on average, a person gets their first DUI after having driven drunk, on average, for....wait for it, wait for it....2000 times! thats a fact children, and if theres anyone who drinks and hasnt driven home after a couple, then youre a liar, liar liar, your pants are on FIRE

  • 33 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 5:33am

    I heart you 309.. I heart you. this reminds me of home..

  • 29 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 9:33pm

    if that didnt make sense, the average DUI recipient will drive 2000 times while intoxicated before their first DUI

  • 20 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 2:06am

    just because this person has miller lite in their car doesnt mean their gonna drink it on the road. i have a dwi and i had beer in my car afterwards...doesnt mean i drank and drove. sheesh.

  • 23 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 12:21am

    Hey DUI cumbuckets...I hope to see you bleeding beside the road one night so I can piss on your face as the last thing you ever see...happy night fuckwads. Stay the fuck home if you're fucked up, that's all. Got enough brains for that?

  • 22 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 1:55pm

    In many states your license isn't immediately suspended. Suspension doesn't happen until your court date. His "DUI papers" were probably his summons to court sometime in the next few weeks, after which he probably won't have a license at all for a year.

  • 17 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 10:33pm

    lol! I seriously hope a drunk driver kills someone you love.